11 Gift Ideas for a Grandad Who Has Everything (Australia 2026)

Buying for a grandad who says he needs nothing is hard. He has the tools, the shed and a drawer full of socks, so the safe gifts are already taken. The best answer is a gift that is funny, personal, or tied to something he loves, like fishing, golf, the barbecue or being the head of the family.

Here are 11 ideas from our Perth workshop, from $29.95, with flat rate $9.90 shipping anywhere in Australia.

Funny gifts for the head of the family

If Grandad has a sense of humour, a tee that pokes fun at him is the easiest win. Both of these are cotton tees in several colours.

1. The Grandfather Godfather T-Shirt, $29.95. A Godfather-style tee for the head of the family, and a good fit for his birthday, Father's Day or Christmas.

2. Grumpy Old Man Club T-Shirt, $29.95. For the grandad who has earned his membership. He will probably say he hates it and then wear it every weekend.

More in our funny slogan tees.

Gifts for the grandad with a hobby

A tee that nods to what he does on a Saturday shows you paid attention. All four below are $29.95.

3. The Rodfather Fishing T-Shirt. The boss of the boat ramp. A Godfather-style fishing tee for Grandad or his fishing mates.

4. Man I Love Fishing T-Shirt. For the angler who says it loud and proud.

5. The Golf Father T-Shirt. The boss of the fairway, for Grandad or his weekend golf crew.

6. Mud Life Crisis 4WD T-Shirt. For the 4WDer who would rather be bogged than bored.

Browse more in our outdoors tees.

Gifts for the grandad who runs the barbecue

A funny apron gets used at every cook-up, and it is a gift he will not buy himself. All three below are $29.95.

7. Lord of the Grill Apron. A unisex novelty BBQ apron with a pocket, 86cm by 93cm.

8. King of the Grill Apron. A novelty BBQ apron for the grill-loving legend of the family.

9. Wish You Were Beer Apron. A pun apron for the grandad who stands at the barbecue with a cold one.

See the full funny novelty apron range.

A personalised gift he cannot buy himself

A name makes a gift feel made for one person, and a grandad who has everything rarely owns anything with his name on it. Each towel is made to order in our Perth workshop.

10. Personalised Beach Towel with an embroidered name, $44.95. A soft 100% cotton towel, 80x160cm, sized for kids and adults. A customer ordered these as Christmas presents for great nieces and nephews and liked the embroidery.

11. Personalised Blue Beach Towel, $44.95. A striped blue towel in the same size, embroidered with the name in matching thread.

A nice touch is to have the grandkids chip in and put "Grandad" on it. Browse all personalised beach towels.

How to choose a gift for a grandad who has everything

• Start with what he does on a Saturday. Fishing, golf, the barbecue or the 4WD all point to a gift.
• Think about his sense of humour. A dry joke suits the Godfather tee. A louder one suits the Grumpy Old Man Club.
• Pick something he will use. A tee, an apron or a towel gets worn or used, so it does not end up in the drawer.
• Add a name. A personalised gift shows you planned it.
• Check the size. Use our sizing guide before ordering a tee.

Grandad gift FAQ

How much should I spend?

Our grandad gifts range from $29.95 for tees and aprons to $44.95 for a personalised towel.

How much is shipping?

Flat rate shipping is $9.90 anywhere in Australia, sent by registered Australia Post. Express postage is available at checkout.

How long does a personalised gift take?

Allow 1 to 3 business days to make it, plus postage. Delivery times are on our Shipping and Returns page.

Can I return a personalised gift?

Personalised items cannot be returned unless they are faulty. Faulty goods are covered by a 100% money-back guarantee if you contact us within 7 days of receiving your order.

Looking for Christmas ideas for the whole family? Read our guide to funny and personalised Christmas gifts in Australia, or our 15 unique funny gifts.